It just never ends with preteens.
Scene: Stu & I were being playfully frisky in the kitchen while the kids did homework nearby.
Paige: NO! (Running to break us apart) No Voldemort!
Me: Um, we're not really doing Voldemort here in front of everyone; just kissing.
Mason: (With a completely serious demeanor) So have you guys actually done Voldemort since Paige was born?
Stu & I: (Stunned speechless momentarily) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Uh, yes.
