maybe not

Things I don't regret not doing in my life:

Buying a Pet Rock

Trying out for cheerleading in high school

Taking math my senior year

Smoking

Following my thirtysomething dream of being an advertising exec

Wearing gauchos more often

Becoming an elementary teacher [God bless you guys!]

Loving tequila

Having a one-night stand

Figuring out how to put on lipstick

Giving up on a certain supercute noncommittal freshman when I was a junior cougar Cougar

Forgoing a modern Mocha Digital Plaid beauty in exchange for my beloved pimped-out dinosaur laptop*

*Right? I won't regret making the trade, letting go of the stickerliciousness?
I might need a little therapy on this one.