so you think I'M crazy, huh?

I give you No Impact Man. Thank me for not composting in my kitchen or trying to make my own vinegar or (drum roll please) making you use only a bowl of water after you use my toilet. Yeah, that's what I said. So let's all just stop with the eye-rolling when I'd rather find a used something instead of spending more money at Target or when I want to know if my coffee is Free Trade. And all writers are not megalomaniacs, Mr. No Impact Man, just you. Geez. I think I need an aspirin, and I don't care how many miles it travelled to find me...