I'm slightly ashamed to admit what a celebrity whore I am. But I so love movies, and I can't resist the awards ceremonies. I count the days until I can see everyone walk the red carpet; I adore gushing and gawking and trash talking about the dresses and hair and dates. It is outrageous and ridiculous, decadent and possibly heathenistic. Yet I watch. I am an Oscar junkie, and it feels so good. Pray for me. And pass the swag.