Warning! Do not touch, poke, lick, inhale around, or otherwise come into contact with your computer screen. The viral nastiness inhabiting me makes my hair follices ache, my ear lobes burn; it hurts to hurt.
I wish I had something super fun to say or do, but I have to lie down again. Visit some of my favorite people in the sidebar, or earn some rice for hungry people while boosting your vocabulary. Come back tomorrow; I'll try to be pithy after a Nyquil-induced sleep.