5 Classes That Should Have Been Taught in School

I was tagged for this meme by the Restless Housewife; I think we might just be able to save the future of mankind by spreading a little heads-up to educators around the world. (I do try everyday to inject a bit of this valuable info into my teenage students. Except #4).

1. How to Effectively Deal with Mean Girls (Without Incurring a Criminal Record)
2. Reading Men's Minds
3. Appropriate Use of Turn Signals, Brakes, and Side Mirrors
4. Safe & Secret Storage of Sex Toys
5. Cooking, Cleaning, Dressing & Behaving 1950s Style - and LOVING IT, by God

Much love, thanks, & utter devotion to Anne Taintor's genius for this image

TAG YOU'RE IT to CamiKaos, Katydidnot, and Jenn. And other readers who realllly want to do it, please go crazy and let us know in comments.

Knowledge is power!