out for a good time

Since I am today racing around like a lunatic trying to:

a) procure fantastic bargains at The Best Neighborhood Garage Sale Ever within 3 hours
b) become lovely for our school's graduation [which you should definitely watch; our entrance (just the beginning with the ladies) & exit songs alone are worth the time involved]
c) decompress with my colleagues enjoying copious amounts of liquor a calm & quiet potluck
d) deliver my daughter to a birthday party/sleepover
e) meet friends for the uproariously delectable Live Wire!
f) TBA with husband in a child-free house...

you should read this & do the homework.